Toilets I

Craigslist is rife with free toilets. I don’t know who picks up free toilets. I would hope they’re in a condition that doesn’t require hazmat suits, but I guess if you suddenly needed a toilet, it’s comforting to know that you can always rely on Craigslist. So perhaps the ‘not worth free’ status is debatable. In this case, however, the word choice is stellar.

“2 Free Toilets sitting at front south east side of house on the side bank of alley way under pine trees at 99 South Chestnut Street. Just grab and go!!!”

All puns intended, I’m sure.